Flea is serving as a reminder to all to stay vigilant at all times to avoid potential "bizarre peeing accidents." The musician's first attempt at an explanation was some of the best storytelling he's ...

"Well, it’s very serious, Jimmy," began the 63-year-old rocker, whose real name is Michael Peter Balzary. "A few days ago I was walking down the street, I see this gang of thugs walking towards me — ...